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BRAND X

Orphaned transracial international ungrateful insurgent Class Bastard.

Posts tagged food

Jun 24 '14
bankuei:

I love how they all go “WTF” in sequence:
1. Glasses dude: “Hey! Um… uh, what do I do now?” and the way he looks around like, “Anyone? Help?”
2. Register dude: “Wait.  Really?”
3. Drink woman: “Here’s the drink. WTF is up with that ice cream?”

bankuei:

I love how they all go “WTF” in sequence:

1. Glasses dude: “Hey! Um… uh, what do I do now?” and the way he looks around like, “Anyone? Help?”

2. Register dude: “Wait.  Really?”

3. Drink woman: “Here’s the drink. WTF is up with that ice cream?”

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Jun 20 '14
Jun 18 '14
moniquill:

project-raw:

Enough said!

This ‘YOU CAN DO IT!’ shit needs to be -BACKED-.
I am all for the encouragement of urban gardening, but pretty pictures and platitudes aren’t enough. You need to be out there handing out dirt and seeds and containers, you need to be getting out there and building wheelchair-accessible raised community gardens and building seed libraries and showing people how to hang tomato plants off fire escapes and commandeer city land - and even THEN you don’t say ‘YOU CAN DO IT!’ you say ‘Hey, this is how to do it, if you want in.’
Telling people they can do it isn’t doing shit if you’re not actually showing them how and helping to make it possible.
Growing food instead of lawns is good, but can we PLEASE work on doing things to make it possible?
Maybe give people instructions on how to work with an/or fight their home owner’s association, how to appeal to a landlord, how to address local ordinances, and how to grow stealth food crops as ornamental plants in areas where food gardening is banned. Seriously, they will come bulldoze your shit and then bill you for it.
We need more posts instructing people how to guerrilla garden and found community gardens, and fewer posts saying ‘Grow food, not lawns!’
(Also we need to remember that some people will never be able to invest the money, time, and effort both physical and mental that it takes to have a garden, because they have personal care needs/care of others responsibilities/jobs/illnesses/physical disabilities/other shit to do/do not give a dull fuck about gardening and are perfectly happy with a patch of grass or even astroturf AND THAT IS OK TOO.)

moniquill:

project-raw:

Enough said!

This ‘YOU CAN DO IT!’ shit needs to be -BACKED-.

I am all for the encouragement of urban gardening, but pretty pictures and platitudes aren’t enough. You need to be out there handing out dirt and seeds and containers, you need to be getting out there and building wheelchair-accessible raised community gardens and building seed libraries and showing people how to hang tomato plants off fire escapes and commandeer city land - and even THEN you don’t say ‘YOU CAN DO IT!’ you say ‘Hey, this is how to do it, if you want in.’

Telling people they can do it isn’t doing shit if you’re not actually showing them how and helping to make it possible.

Growing food instead of lawns is good, but can we PLEASE work on doing things to make it possible?

Maybe give people instructions on how to work with an/or fight their home owner’s association, how to appeal to a landlord, how to address local ordinances, and how to grow stealth food crops as ornamental plants in areas where food gardening is banned. Seriously, they will come bulldoze your shit and then bill you for it.

We need more posts instructing people how to guerrilla garden and found community gardens, and fewer posts saying ‘Grow food, not lawns!’

(Also we need to remember that some people will never be able to invest the money, time, and effort both physical and mental that it takes to have a garden, because they have personal care needs/care of others responsibilities/jobs/illnesses/physical disabilities/other shit to do/do not give a dull fuck about gardening and are perfectly happy with a patch of grass or even astroturf AND THAT IS OK TOO.)

Jun 10 '14

white people:

amazing-how-you-love:

gorlt:

*discovers a food that brown and black people have been using for literally centuries. calls it a “superfood” and jacks the prices up sky high making it harder to afford for some the people who already use it a staple in their daily diets.*

fuck agricultural gentrification

And then lectures said people that problems of poverty, structural racism, access to healthcare, are due to poor food choices.

Jun 10 '14

hannigoat:

abstractionoftheself:

belatedmedia:

beben-eleben:

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Pancakes Around The World

Why didn’t the Animaniacs do a song about this!?

Dude but like I love pancakes so much omg ;_____;

In norwegian: pannekaker

Jun 2 '14

Anonymous asked:

Relating to the last ask, I've got a joke for ya. What's the difference between white people and yogurt? Given time, yogurt will develop its own culture.
May 26 '14

bossymarmalade:

thirdoffive:

Glass Gem

A stunning corn variety selected by Carl Barnes, a part-Cherokee farmer and breeder, from several traditional corn varieties. Gifted to NS/S by one of his students, Greg Schoen. Produces a diversity of gorgeous translucent, jewel-colored ears, each one unique. A popcorn, the kernels may be ground into cornmeal or popped. This corn became an Internet sensation in 2012 and continues to delight gardeners around the planet. Approx. 6.5g/50 seeds per packet.

To read the story behind this magnificent corn, check out this Native Seeds Blog post.

All photos shown here are copyrighted by Greg Schoen and used with permission.

THESE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT

May 23 '14
kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France. We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!


This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

May 22 '14
mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato sounds pretty funny to me.

(Source: whateveryoulove-youare)

May 15 '14

famous white proverbs

isitscary:

  • "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
  • "STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD"
  • "MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK"
  • "UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST"
  • "THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY"