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BRAND X

Orphaned transracial international ungrateful insurgent Class Bastard.

Posts tagged beige

Apr 4 '13
notesonascandal:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

saturnineagent:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

playing:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

playing:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

playing:

me by my friend elias, serving you holga realness

…..white queens ruin everything. 

White queens? Why are you mad?

I’m not mad at anything, it’s just sad to see white queens who think they can carry when they really can’t. 
You aren’t serving anything sweetheart. 

Ruining your whole life while looking cute in black and white.

Not really. 
You’re just another dusty white queen copping Black Queer Lingo thinking it’ll make you look cute when it reality you’re just another dimestore basic.  
But if you thinking that you’re “ruining” get’s you through the night so be it. 
PS….you look like you crapped your pants and now you’re too scared to get up because someone will see your shame. 

so like, wait…
now you can sit in a photo , and look like you didnt want to even take the photo, and call it “serving”?
since when?

Homegirl deleted the oringal post so I’m going to post my reply here because I know that they’ll still see it. 

I LOVE the fact that two posts ago you were talking shit like you have a collection of wigs you snatched by hand but the second you realized that wasn’t getting you anywhere, you start talking like an English Major, holding onto your edges for dear life. Funny that. The second appropriating Black Gay Culture stops being convenient for you, you whip out the Academic Tone. 
Cute, real cute.  
And stop acting like a human being contradictory (which I’m not being fyi) is a brand new concept. Me not being nice is not me being contradictory. 
For whatever reason you felt the irresistible urge to tag this mundanity as “Ball Culture” even though all that’s there is a tub of mayo sitting out in the sun. 
Ball Culture and Black Gay Culture is already constantly under assault by the gay population at large, this shit isn’t necessary, nor is it wanted.
 Watch your tags from now on please. Lest another encounter like this one occur.
Open season on AAVE is over. 


WELP AS FUCK. 

notesonascandal:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

saturnineagent:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

playing:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

playing:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

playing:

me by my friend elias, serving you holga realness

…..white queens ruin everything. 

White queens? Why are you mad?

I’m not mad at anything, it’s just sad to see white queens who think they can carry when they really can’t. 

You aren’t serving anything sweetheart. 

Ruining your whole life while looking cute in black and white.

Not really. 

You’re just another dusty white queen copping Black Queer Lingo thinking it’ll make you look cute when it reality you’re just another dimestore basic.  

But if you thinking that you’re “ruining” get’s you through the night so be it. 

PS….you look like you crapped your pants and now you’re too scared to get up because someone will see your shame. 

so like, wait…

now you can sit in a photo , and look like you didnt want to even take the photo, and call it “serving”?

since when?

Homegirl deleted the oringal post so I’m going to post my reply here because I know that they’ll still see it. 

I LOVE the fact that two posts ago you were talking shit like you have a collection of wigs you snatched by hand but the second you realized that wasn’t getting you anywhere, you start talking like an English Major, holding onto your edges for dear life. Funny that. The second appropriating Black Gay Culture stops being convenient for you, you whip out the Academic Tone. 

Cute, real cute.  

And stop acting like a human being contradictory (which I’m not being fyi) is a brand new concept. Me not being nice is not me being contradictory. 

For whatever reason you felt the irresistible urge to tag this mundanity as “Ball Culture” even though all that’s there is a tub of mayo sitting out in the sun. 

Ball Culture and Black Gay Culture is already constantly under assault by the gay population at large, this shit isn’t necessary, nor is it wanted.

 Watch your tags from now on please. Lest another encounter like this one occur.

Open season on AAVE is over. 

WELP AS FUCK. 

111 notes (via glitterlion & playing)Tags: cultural appropriation aave white people ruin everything lmao welp ball culture mayo thedarkchocolatedandy playing beige

Mar 23 '13
dickensian-werewolf:

littleredridingcat:

thedailywhat:

Software engineer Rob Rhinehart thinks he never has to eat a traditional meal ever again. The 24-year-old from Atlanta, GA has developed a strange beige drink named “Soylent,” in reference to the 1973 science fiction film Soylent Green, which he claims contains all the required nutrients to form a healthy diet. In a recent interview with Vice, Rhinehart revealed he thinks the world would be much better off if his concoction was adopted by the masses, resulting in an overall healthier populace.

exotic white people food

Marketing 101: If you want people to eat your product, don’t name it after something famously made from dead humans.

BARF BARF BARF this basement dwelling beige cultist bottom feeder right here

dickensian-werewolf:

littleredridingcat:

thedailywhat:

Software engineer Rob Rhinehart thinks he never has to eat a traditional meal ever again. The 24-year-old from Atlanta, GA has developed a strange beige drink named “Soylent,” in reference to the 1973 science fiction film Soylent Green, which he claims contains all the required nutrients to form a healthy diet. In a recent interview with Vice, Rhinehart revealed he thinks the world would be much better off if his concoction was adopted by the masses, resulting in an overall healthier populace.

exotic white people food

Marketing 101: If you want people to eat your product, don’t name it after something famously made from dead humans.

BARF BARF BARF this basement dwelling beige cultist bottom feeder right here

3,280 notes (via dickensian-werewolf & thedailywhat)Tags: lol whiteness food are you fucking kidding me beige

Feb 28 '13

34,407 notes (via analogbrain & dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons)Tags: lmao i'm cry beige accurate

Feb 18 '13

(Source: ramou)

7,265 notes (via glitterlion & ramou)Tags: THIS perf twitter beyonce racism beige mayo feminism

Feb 11 '13
angst-inmypants:

Well now if you compare this picture to the earlier one it seems that Jessica Biel was in fact serving as Beyonce’s seat-filler
which is just DELICIOUS

angst-inmypants:

Well now if you compare this picture to the earlier one it seems that Jessica Biel was in fact serving as Beyonce’s seat-filler

which is just DELICIOUS

(Source: adoringbeyonce)

10,195 notes (via dustoffvarnya & adoringbeyonce)Tags: lol grammys beyonce beige rad

Feb 1 '13

trackster:

OMG

(Source: richardlawson)

137 notes (via dustoffvarnya & richardlawson)Tags: lol side-eye mayo donald glover i know everyone has a mortgage beige

Jan 18 '13

(Source: deathcabjenny)

101,395 notes (via grindtheocean & deathcabjenny)Tags: gif warning gif lmao taylor swift mte voldemort shade awkward beige

Jan 14 '13

thelittlekneesofbees:

post-colonial:

absolutelyiris:

Not here for this shit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DYING

perf

Three queens and a sack of flour.

5,644 notes (via dustoffvarnya & absolutelyiris)Tags: lol beige golden globes salma hayek lucy liu jennifer lopez shade

Jan 14 '13

vivier asked:

there is an actual person who thinks of lena dunham as their ~white beyonce~ help i don't know how to digest this fact

image

2 notes Tags: ask beige lol vivier whiteness yeast they dare to soil the queen's name

Jan 13 '13

gigaku:

gigaku:

im so glad lena dunham has “found a space” for girls like her because lord knows middle class white girls have been forgotten by the mainstream media.

image

that GIF

3,163 notes (via gigaku & gigaku)Tags: omg lmao gif beige lol