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BRAND X

Orphaned transracial international ungrateful insurgent Class Bastard.

Posts tagged accurate

Oct 14 '14
  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign
Aug 19 '14
"Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!"
White dads in horror stories (via hormoaning)

(Source: start-missing-everybody)

Jul 13 '14

soyeahso:

I love tumblr so much because it’s like “Here’s a serious essay on gentrification now cleanse your palate with this shirtless man.”

Jun 12 '14

wifigirl2080:

The problem with engaging with yt intellectuals in any kind of discourse is they always assume the position of most knowledgeable no matter the subject, they’ll talk down 2 u, purposely miss valid points in favor of nitpicking extraneous bullshit like grammar, invalidate, misuse, and misinterpret cultural linguistics and basically b an ugly mayo shitstain riding in the sunset with an Ivory Tower up their ass mistaking it for a white horse.

May 24 '14
May 15 '14

famous white proverbs

isitscary:

  • "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
  • "STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD"
  • "MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK"
  • "UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST"
  • "THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY"
May 13 '14
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
May 11 '14

(Source: hzjane)

Mar 17 '14
sincerelyxaj:

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

accurate as fuck

sincerelyxaj:

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

accurate as fuck

Mar 6 '14
saxifraga-x-urbium:

i couldn’t be bothered to do all of them (there are a lot of counties). the source image is in the post source.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

i couldn’t be bothered to do all of them (there are a lot of counties). the source image is in the post source.

(Source: Flickr / forpaws)