“Obama had two opportunities…actually, he had three.”
Perry just wants everyone to know that his debate handlers have ensured that he can indeed count to three tonight.
^ I was thinking that
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“He had three, but…uh… I’m sorry. I can’t… What was that third opportunity…?”
Just burst out laughing.
Meanwhile, Santorum derps.